RAISE THE GIPPER!
by John Barnes
Indicia and stray information
Raise the Gipper! is ©2012 by John Barnes.
Metrocles and Metrocles House, and the Metrocles mark on the front cover, are used by John Barnes to identify his self‑published works.
Cover art is by Stan Yan, and is copyrighted and owned by Stan Yan, who reserves all rights. If you are interested in using the cover art, or in your own zombie caricatures, or some terrific graphic storytelling, please contact him at www.squidworks.com/Stan.
This is a work of fiction. Persons appearing in this book are not real and are not intended to be understood as real. Those with the same names as living, well‑known persons are portrayed here for the political purpose of questioning and undermining respect for their authority, under the full protection of the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, as extended by the Fourteenth Amendment, for political speech. Aside from well‑known public figures, any use of a real person’s name is accidental and unintentional.
The portrayal of the global and political system as being under the control of vicious aliens from outer space bent on degrading humanity to extinction and destroying our glorious planet is entirely my invention, and should not be taken to imply that any such creatures actually control any specific bankers, administrators, religious leaders, etc. Sure would explain a lot if it were true, though, wouldn’t it?
Read Raise the Gipper! free online. Start at Chapter 1 and just click links at bottom of each successive chapter. Zombie Reagan, evil space bats, unlikely couples, divine interventions, giant moose grinders, cats, and a lot of other things I think are funny. This was going to be a six week special, but so many of you have been clicking the links to buy, I'm leaving it up. Yes you can shoot copies for personal use later, but don't pirate me, it's not nice.